I speak the truth. Tuesday, December 16, 2008You know what will kill a crush faster than anything else? Seeing said crush kiss another girl (or boy- whatever, it all works).
Dead. Die. Cold.
Then you will be forced (or feel like) going home and eating copious amounts of rice pudding. Warm, comforting rice pudding never broke your heart, did it? No, it didn't.
Crushes should live on in a sort of suspended animation, always available to date but never quite achiveable. It's perfection that way, no? The reality of it can never live up to whatever one has created in your head.
And they most definitely should not kiss other people.